Men Are Hard To Please

Posted by Shahmi in Man

This is my last piece of writing i would like to post it before i'm going to bed.It is already 3 AM in da morning n today is already friday.I need to sleep rite now coz tomorrow got many things to do as i'm bz with orientation stuff.

I picked this article from my folder in my pc which i think it is nice to share with. I dunno why i've became addicted to write something in blogger...isk..isk...
Every time,every minute i wish i could post something that can benefits other...

May be i can be a novelist or good writer....haha..i wonder...
don't waste time..
LeTs read it guy.....

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he will say you've no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him,he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

Is it true???
Any comment....??
Lalalala...i'm a guy also....hehe ;)